旅遊了28國才知道的
1.到了中國，才知道只生一個孩子好。
2.到了臺灣，才知道罵祖宗(是中國豬)還可以面帶微笑。
3.到了香港，才知道明星都戴著口罩。
4..到了日本，才知道死不認帳的人(大屠殺)有時候還會很有禮貌。
5.到了韓國，才知道亞洲足球使上帝都差點瘋掉。
6.到了泰國，才知道看見漂亮妹妹先別慌著擁抱。
7.到了新加坡，才知道為什麼四面都是水，還向別人要。
8.到了印度，才知道多貴重的人都得給牛讓道。
9.到了印尼，才知道為什麼華人夜裏睡不著覺。
10.到了阿拉伯，才知道做男人是多麼的驕傲。
11.到了法國，才知道被人調戲還會很有情調。
12.到了西班牙，才知道被牛拱到天上還可以哈哈大笑。
13.到了南斯拉夫，才知道為什麼有人不願回到祖國的懷抱。
14.到了奧地利，才知道是個乞丐都能彈上一支小調。
15.到了瑞士，才知道開個銀行帳戶沒有十萬會被人恥笑。
16.到了丹麥，才知道寫個童話其實可以不打草稿。
17.到了義大利，才知道天天吃比薩臉上都可以不長膿包。
18.到了希臘，才知道迷人的地方其實都是破廟。
19.到了梵蒂岡，才知道在其境內任何地方開槍都可以打著羅馬的鳥。
20.到了美國，才知道不管是誰，亂嚷嚷都會中炮。
21.到了加拿大，才知道面積比中國還大的地方，人比北京還少。
22.到了巴拿馬，才? �道一�l河也代表了主權的重要。
23.到了巴西，才知道衣服穿得很少也用不著害臊。
24.到了智利，才知道火車在境內拐個彎也很難辦到。
25.到了阿根廷，才知道不懂足球會讓人暈倒。
26.到了南非，才知道隨時會被愛滋吻到。
27.到了撒哈拉，才知道節約用水的重要。
28.走遍非洲，才知道人吃人有時候也是一種需要...。
extra......
到了马来西亚，才知道牵手也会接传票！?
Monday 12 January 2009
Friday 9 January 2009
The Oxford Dictionary
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. ...
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. ...
Salary RM3,000 per month can survive?
Very interesting.... read it on.
Somebody should get this to 'people on top'¡K
Let's do some simple calculations here.
In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't). I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son.
Ngam-ngam¡K
color=blue size=5>Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ¡K ok?)
Phone bill (Telekom): RM100
Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on
RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons¡K?)
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ¡K can eat what?)
Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work,
bring son to school, only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)
House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition:
RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)
size=5>School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet
paper)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so... No Astro, no movie @ cinema, no DVD, no CD, no online, cannot KFC, cannot McDonald, cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc....
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already¡K
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ...
How to survive
lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!
What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our
politicians must be mad!!!!
Somebody should get this to 'people on top'¡K
Let's do some simple calculations here.
In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't). I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son.
Ngam-ngam¡K
color=blue size=5>Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ¡K ok?)
Phone bill (Telekom): RM100
Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on
RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons¡K?)
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ¡K can eat what?)
Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work,
bring son to school, only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)
House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition:
RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)
size=5>School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet
paper)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so... No Astro, no movie @ cinema, no DVD, no CD, no online, cannot KFC, cannot McDonald, cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc....
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already¡K
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ...
How to survive
lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!
What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our
politicians must be mad!!!!
WHAT A WIFE SAYS...AND MEANS
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question 'What's wrong?'
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question 'What's wrong?'
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
跳楼的方法也有学问。。。哈哈。。。
最直接型跳法 ：双眼一闭，往前轻轻一迈，鲜血四溅，画面定格。
最瞩目型跳法 ：环城裸奔三圈然后再跳。
最娱乐型跳法 ：通知各大媒体X时X地将举行大型跳楼活动，载歌载舞地往下跳。
最 衰 型跳法 ：大喊着：“别拉我，别拉我，你们千万不要拉着我，你们千万别不拉着我。。。。。”，一不小心，脚下一滑。。。。。。
最悲壮型跳法 ：喊着中国共产党万岁，中华人民共和国万岁往下跳。兴许还能追你为烈士。
最受伤型跳法 ：从三楼往下跳 ，没摔死~~爬上去~~继续~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
最卑鄙型跳法 ：跳到半空中~~打开降落伞。。。。。。
最广告型跳法 ：在空中摆好造型，特写脚部，画外音：安踏~ 飞一般的感觉。
最 累 型跳法 ：从下往上跳，跳不上不罢休，直到累死为止。
最 冤 型跳法 ：梦游中爬上了楼顶。。。。。。
最酷型跳法：寒冬腊月~只穿着一条裤叉~~顶着凛冽的寒风~在楼顶挺立两小时~待凝结成冰棍后再跳~~----最COOL麻。
最浪漫型跳法：边跳边唱“我能想到最浪漫的事~~就是和你一起慢慢往下跳~~直到不能够再往下掉~~摔在地上~死翘翘。。。。”
最诗意型跳法：我轻轻的跳下~正如我悄悄的上来~~挥一挥衣袖~还带走一片瓦块~~~
最科学型跳法：左手拿一个小铁球~右手拿一个大铁球~往下跳~~以证明双球同时落地原理。
最疯狂型跳法：抱着撞毁地球的想法，找一最高的楼顶使劲往下跳。
最科幻型跳法：跳楼~一不小心跳进了异世界~~周围还都是外星人。
最幼稚型跳法：爬上楼顶摘星星~~ 咿~ 还不够高？！ ~~ 跳一跳~~
最环保型跳法：主动往楼下垃圾桶里跳~~~
最文化型跳法：张开双臂摆大字造型往下跳。
最不是跳楼型跳法：爬上一危楼~正准备跳时~~楼房坍塌~~
最瞩目型跳法 ：环城裸奔三圈然后再跳。
最娱乐型跳法 ：通知各大媒体X时X地将举行大型跳楼活动，载歌载舞地往下跳。
最 衰 型跳法 ：大喊着：“别拉我，别拉我，你们千万不要拉着我，你们千万别不拉着我。。。。。”，一不小心，脚下一滑。。。。。。
最悲壮型跳法 ：喊着中国共产党万岁，中华人民共和国万岁往下跳。兴许还能追你为烈士。
最受伤型跳法 ：从三楼往下跳 ，没摔死~~爬上去~~继续~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
最卑鄙型跳法 ：跳到半空中~~打开降落伞。。。。。。
最广告型跳法 ：在空中摆好造型，特写脚部，画外音：安踏~ 飞一般的感觉。
最 累 型跳法 ：从下往上跳，跳不上不罢休，直到累死为止。
最 冤 型跳法 ：梦游中爬上了楼顶。。。。。。
最酷型跳法：寒冬腊月~只穿着一条裤叉~~顶着凛冽的寒风~在楼顶挺立两小时~待凝结成冰棍后再跳~~----最COOL麻。
最浪漫型跳法：边跳边唱“我能想到最浪漫的事~~就是和你一起慢慢往下跳~~直到不能够再往下掉~~摔在地上~死翘翘。。。。”
最诗意型跳法：我轻轻的跳下~正如我悄悄的上来~~挥一挥衣袖~还带走一片瓦块~~~
最科学型跳法：左手拿一个小铁球~右手拿一个大铁球~往下跳~~以证明双球同时落地原理。
最疯狂型跳法：抱着撞毁地球的想法，找一最高的楼顶使劲往下跳。
最科幻型跳法：跳楼~一不小心跳进了异世界~~周围还都是外星人。
最幼稚型跳法：爬上楼顶摘星星~~ 咿~ 还不够高？！ ~~ 跳一跳~~
最环保型跳法：主动往楼下垃圾桶里跳~~~
最文化型跳法：张开双臂摆大字造型往下跳。
最不是跳楼型跳法：爬上一危楼~正准备跳时~~楼房坍塌~~
Monday 5 January 2009
DIOMAND 终生骗钱计划
CASE 1
Diomand终生计划 VS 现实终生计划
Diomand终生计划 :
当 你参加了我们的Diomand终生计划，你只需付RM399，我们就会把Diomand Classic送到府上，只是少少的RM45每月，我们将提供你20年的服务，每年到你家检查你的水机，每三年换一台新机给你。想想看如果你买一台新车， 三年后公司会换回一台新车给你，那有可能？哗！台下的安娣和安哥们，拍烂手掌叫好！签约时双眼还充满泪光，好像得到了前世无有的终生服务计划配套。我看在 心里，也感动到要流泪。
来算算看。
RM399 + （240个月 X RM45）= RM11,199.00
当然你会说Diomand每三年会换一台新的水机给顾客，好！再来算算看，
头三年顾客总给了 RM399 + （36个月 X RM45）= RM2019 （换新机）
三年后顾客再给 36个月 X RM45 = RM1620 （再换新机）
再三年后顾客再给 36个月 X RM45 = RM1620 （再换新机）
三年后顾客再给..........没完没了至到二十年为止。
RM399 终身计划听起来很划算，可怜签了约的消费者每三年都跟Diamond买新的水机，还要继续买二十年。
现实终生计划 :
我 们换一个角度来看，如果你跟我买一台水机，价钱是RM2019，先付RM399，可以供36个月，每月是RM45。同时你必须要跟我签一份合约，每三年一 定要再跟我买一台新水机，价钱是RM2019，旧的水机Trade in回给我，可以扣RM399，可以再供36个月，每月是RM45。这份合约为期是二十年，也就是说在未来的二十年，你一定要跟我买六到七台的水机
。如果你毁约的话，我会想你索取合约里的赔偿。你敢签吗？
两种说法的意义都是一样，为什么分别那么大呢？说话的技巧是很重要的，可以帮人也可以害人，白的变黑，黑的变白。大家好至为知。
CASE 2
水机小老千满街挂，我成了受害者
前两个礼拜因为被这个品牌的广告吸引, 过后刚好经过看到他们的布条挂在那边, 就打了问这个人
399 是什么, 当我在电话问他东西时, 他一直避而不答, 一直讲要来我的家讲我才会明白,过后我就约了他一个时间.
当他一到, 真的是跟海报的人一摸一样, 他大概是20 - 23岁.
第一眼看到他是, 以为是一个老实人, 想也想不到, 原来是一个小老千,
大话一 :
明明有安装费, 他和我讲安装费他送给我, 原来全部是算在一起了.
大话二 :
当我了解了这个配套过后, 他就跟我讲可以在4天内装给我, 而一等就两个礼拜了, 我每次打电话给他, 他都讲明天回来, 有时还挂我的电话.
大话三 :
他跟我讲他们的水机不会爆裂的, 还跟我讲重来没有发生过这回事, 而CARI你的种种现象已经告诉我答案了. 过后我就打电话问他为什么那么多人的爆裂, 它就跟我讲那会有不爆裂的水机的. 他跟我讲的
话完全跟我还没购买之前是不一样的. 我就好像一个傻瓜被一个小弟弟欺骗.
大话四 :
他跟我讲现在有什么active 6的, 介绍一个朋友就可以不用给两个月的费用, 还一直叫我给他我的朋友的电话, 如果我的朋友买我就可以免费两个月, 过后我看他一片有诚意的样子, 就给了他大概30个朋友的电话.
三天之后, 我的朋好友们都个个打电话来投诉我, 讲他天天打来问东问西, 还一直逼他们购买, 还一直人身攻击, 讲什么不买那你对得起家人 , 哪有家长那么每良心天天给自己的孩子冲暗脏水 , 别的牌子不可以用
的, 和多了会死人的 等等. 他的一举一动令到我在我的朋友面前正的很不好意识. 提醒大家以后不要随便给这些人自己朋友的电话.
大话五 :
他跟我讲这个价钱会在短期内起价, 叫我一定要立刻买, 过后我才懂没有这回事.
大话六 :
跟我讲保养是免费的, 看了cari的贴之后, 才懂要给rm30的人公费.
简单来讲, 就是买前一个人, 买后又另外一个人.
真有种，骗人后还敢满街大大方方的放他的照片给人看，如果我是老大的话，他早就完了．
对这品牌彻底的失望, 胡乱放狗出来咬人, 咬伤了人就当什么事都没发生过, 不用负责任.
CASE 3
每天都可以在电视和电台打广告的公司的谎言
刚安装d牌净水王不到两个月, 机身已经爆裂了两次, 每次来都要收30元, 每个月还要给30元的费用.
d品牌看来好像高级,机的素质真的是吓死人. 服务也超烂的, 早上打, 明天早上才来, 害得我们一家人要
用暗脏的水.来到还讲机身已经爆裂是我们的区的问题, 真的是笑死我的理由, 我的邻居用别的牌子已经4年, 又没发生这样的事, 你们讲d牌是不是按着我来抢?
每个月要给 29.90, 一年就 358.80
如果每个月机身爆裂就要而外给多 30元, 如果每个月爆, 一年就要而外个多 360元
月费 + 维修的费用 = 一年要 718.8
当 时是打d牌 toll free电话购买的, 过后就来了一个卡片印着 v2 的公司的agent来到我的家说是d牌派来的, 刚购买时还以为很超值, 那个agent还更我讲他们的机没有发生过任何问题, 机身不使用plastic做的， 还以个人的生命保证不会有爆裂和漏水问题.
还死命讲他们的配套是全市场最超值的.. 一年要 718.8 来保养, 我想这个可能是全市场最贵的吧.
那个agent过后还买水果来我家跟我道歉, 还叫我介绍朋友购买他们的配套可以的到两个月的免费! 我不放狗追他已经很人道了, 还好意识叫我介绍, 不知他的脑在想着什么.
这次惨了, 因为这个配套有3年的合约, 三年就要花费 2156.40! 这个数字跟
他们讲的 1076.40 真的是很大的分别. 怪不得他们可以做到每三年换新机给我, 原来是三年内慢慢抽你的水
现在正的是觉的被骗了.
奉劝各位朋友, 如果真的要购买d牌这个配套, 真的要想的清清楚楚, 不然的话, 你将会损失惨重. 每天在电视,电台和请艺人打广告不一定是好东西, 我就是其中一个受害者..
希望我的经历可以帮到全部人.
Diomand终生计划 VS 现实终生计划
Diomand终生计划 :
当 你参加了我们的Diomand终生计划，你只需付RM399，我们就会把Diomand Classic送到府上，只是少少的RM45每月，我们将提供你20年的服务，每年到你家检查你的水机，每三年换一台新机给你。想想看如果你买一台新车， 三年后公司会换回一台新车给你，那有可能？哗！台下的安娣和安哥们，拍烂手掌叫好！签约时双眼还充满泪光，好像得到了前世无有的终生服务计划配套。我看在 心里，也感动到要流泪。
来算算看。
RM399 + （240个月 X RM45）= RM11,199.00
当然你会说Diomand每三年会换一台新的水机给顾客，好！再来算算看，
头三年顾客总给了 RM399 + （36个月 X RM45）= RM2019 （换新机）
三年后顾客再给 36个月 X RM45 = RM1620 （再换新机）
再三年后顾客再给 36个月 X RM45 = RM1620 （再换新机）
三年后顾客再给..........没完没了至到二十年为止。
RM399 终身计划听起来很划算，可怜签了约的消费者每三年都跟Diamond买新的水机，还要继续买二十年。
现实终生计划 :
我 们换一个角度来看，如果你跟我买一台水机，价钱是RM2019，先付RM399，可以供36个月，每月是RM45。同时你必须要跟我签一份合约，每三年一 定要再跟我买一台新水机，价钱是RM2019，旧的水机Trade in回给我，可以扣RM399，可以再供36个月，每月是RM45。这份合约为期是二十年，也就是说在未来的二十年，你一定要跟我买六到七台的水机
。如果你毁约的话，我会想你索取合约里的赔偿。你敢签吗？
两种说法的意义都是一样，为什么分别那么大呢？说话的技巧是很重要的，可以帮人也可以害人，白的变黑，黑的变白。大家好至为知。
CASE 2
水机小老千满街挂，我成了受害者
前两个礼拜因为被这个品牌的广告吸引, 过后刚好经过看到他们的布条挂在那边, 就打了问这个人
399 是什么, 当我在电话问他东西时, 他一直避而不答, 一直讲要来我的家讲我才会明白,过后我就约了他一个时间.
当他一到, 真的是跟海报的人一摸一样, 他大概是20 - 23岁.
第一眼看到他是, 以为是一个老实人, 想也想不到, 原来是一个小老千,
大话一 :
明明有安装费, 他和我讲安装费他送给我, 原来全部是算在一起了.
大话二 :
当我了解了这个配套过后, 他就跟我讲可以在4天内装给我, 而一等就两个礼拜了, 我每次打电话给他, 他都讲明天回来, 有时还挂我的电话.
大话三 :
他跟我讲他们的水机不会爆裂的, 还跟我讲重来没有发生过这回事, 而CARI你的种种现象已经告诉我答案了. 过后我就打电话问他为什么那么多人的爆裂, 它就跟我讲那会有不爆裂的水机的. 他跟我讲的
话完全跟我还没购买之前是不一样的. 我就好像一个傻瓜被一个小弟弟欺骗.
大话四 :
他跟我讲现在有什么active 6的, 介绍一个朋友就可以不用给两个月的费用, 还一直叫我给他我的朋友的电话, 如果我的朋友买我就可以免费两个月, 过后我看他一片有诚意的样子, 就给了他大概30个朋友的电话.
三天之后, 我的朋好友们都个个打电话来投诉我, 讲他天天打来问东问西, 还一直逼他们购买, 还一直人身攻击, 讲什么不买那你对得起家人 , 哪有家长那么每良心天天给自己的孩子冲暗脏水 , 别的牌子不可以用
的, 和多了会死人的 等等. 他的一举一动令到我在我的朋友面前正的很不好意识. 提醒大家以后不要随便给这些人自己朋友的电话.
大话五 :
他跟我讲这个价钱会在短期内起价, 叫我一定要立刻买, 过后我才懂没有这回事.
大话六 :
跟我讲保养是免费的, 看了cari的贴之后, 才懂要给rm30的人公费.
简单来讲, 就是买前一个人, 买后又另外一个人.
真有种，骗人后还敢满街大大方方的放他的照片给人看，如果我是老大的话，他早就完了．
对这品牌彻底的失望, 胡乱放狗出来咬人, 咬伤了人就当什么事都没发生过, 不用负责任.
CASE 3
每天都可以在电视和电台打广告的公司的谎言
刚安装d牌净水王不到两个月, 机身已经爆裂了两次, 每次来都要收30元, 每个月还要给30元的费用.
d品牌看来好像高级,机的素质真的是吓死人. 服务也超烂的, 早上打, 明天早上才来, 害得我们一家人要
用暗脏的水.来到还讲机身已经爆裂是我们的区的问题, 真的是笑死我的理由, 我的邻居用别的牌子已经4年, 又没发生这样的事, 你们讲d牌是不是按着我来抢?
每个月要给 29.90, 一年就 358.80
如果每个月机身爆裂就要而外给多 30元, 如果每个月爆, 一年就要而外个多 360元
月费 + 维修的费用 = 一年要 718.8
当 时是打d牌 toll free电话购买的, 过后就来了一个卡片印着 v2 的公司的agent来到我的家说是d牌派来的, 刚购买时还以为很超值, 那个agent还更我讲他们的机没有发生过任何问题, 机身不使用plastic做的， 还以个人的生命保证不会有爆裂和漏水问题.
还死命讲他们的配套是全市场最超值的.. 一年要 718.8 来保养, 我想这个可能是全市场最贵的吧.
那个agent过后还买水果来我家跟我道歉, 还叫我介绍朋友购买他们的配套可以的到两个月的免费! 我不放狗追他已经很人道了, 还好意识叫我介绍, 不知他的脑在想着什么.
这次惨了, 因为这个配套有3年的合约, 三年就要花费 2156.40! 这个数字跟
他们讲的 1076.40 真的是很大的分别. 怪不得他们可以做到每三年换新机给我, 原来是三年内慢慢抽你的水
现在正的是觉的被骗了.
奉劝各位朋友, 如果真的要购买d牌这个配套, 真的要想的清清楚楚, 不然的话, 你将会损失惨重. 每天在电视,电台和请艺人打广告不一定是好东西, 我就是其中一个受害者..
希望我的经历可以帮到全部人.
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